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cxzmt:

i’m so lonely that whenever my friend calls their significant other “babe” i reply to them “yes?”

This is @michelleechu EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

Girlfriend #2 here!!!

holmesiswheretheheartis:

I hate this idea that Chuck Norris has super-human powers. He’s an actor, not a god, people. If he really is that special, I dare him to magically appear in my house right now, sneak up behind me, and slam my face into my own keyboarhg760360b 603c 30sb c7dsrj